For The Working Man…

I don’t know enough about the stimulus package to feel like I can write about it. I really don’t. But I do know a bit about hard times. It’s especially tough to make ends meet when so much of the economy is suffering. And I know, everyone bitches about the economy.  I’m not really trying to do that, what bothers me, are all of the people who think they have a better plan.

I am NOT sticking up for the government. Nor am I saying that other people’s ideas are worse. All I am saying is that suriving with what we still have is the key. I’ve been hungry and poor, I know how hard it is to make ends meet. You choose food or gas or rent. Sometimes two out of three. Sometimes just one. It’s a shame. And I feel for anyone who was well off and now has become desperate.

So I guess, in this very somber and serious post, what I am saying is hang in there. Crime will rise. Alcohol sales will rise. Depression will rise. It’s all good though my friends.

Now that the serious part is done with, I want to say, I hate people who lick a pencil before they write (thanks Kelly). Why do they do it? Does it taste good? Do they get fucking inspiration whispered to them through their tongue?

Also, the movie Twilight. Who the fuck cares? Can’t anyone see the ridiculousness of this fad?

And last, one more thing to think about, the people who drive a convertible with the top down, but the windows up (Bill Orr thank you). If the point of a convertible is for the top to be down, wouldn’t you want the windows down too? Maximize your airflow mate. It will make that last little bit of pretentious-ness that you have been staving off come flowing in like the combover on your head poofs out.

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~ by clydeisbryan on February 27, 2009.

4 Responses to “For The Working Man…”

  1. omg why do so many of my friends read the twilight books??!?! not even my sister reads that trash. i need better friends. or just more intelligent ones…

  2. agreed

  3. Everyone bitches about the government, but in all honestly no one really knows a) what the fuck to do, and b) what the fuck is the truth of it all…no one knows…you cant trust tv, newspapers, magazines, or word of mouth…and people, average janes and joes, have no right to discuss how to fix the economy of an entire nation…it boils down to just complaining for the sake of complaining and aiming at the uppers.

    Twilight is a festering pile of emo female-masturbatory shit that needs to die a quick and painful death. My best friends girlfriend told me a few weeks ago that is the best fictional story she’s ever encountered…I hope she never procreates.

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